Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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