i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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