there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We're too hungover to prance.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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