We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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