And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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