My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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