Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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