One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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