That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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