I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So much Jack, so little girl.
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