Whod you bang
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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