his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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