it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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