and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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