Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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