oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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