just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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