I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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