We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She even gives head with a lisp.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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