There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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