Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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