they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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