That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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