If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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