So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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