he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
