Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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