I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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