The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we made out on top of his cat.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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