Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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