Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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