I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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