Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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