well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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