I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
