Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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