I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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