check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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