Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
