what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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