you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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