at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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