Pants 0. Shit 1.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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