mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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