I'm really into asian looking animals
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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