Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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