I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he fucked my hip out of place.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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