Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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