i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im six kinds of drunk right now
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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