I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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