Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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