Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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