I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
