After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
did you just send me my own nude
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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