So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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