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(847): View more from Illinois

Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state

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(914): View more from New York

Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.

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(678): View more from Georgia

This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.

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(518): View more from New York

She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her

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(303): View more from Colorado

She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(248): View more from Michigan

There r osticjed everywhere

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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(301): View more from Maryland

You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.

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(972): View more from Texas

How was it?

(940): View more from Texas

Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.

(972): View more from Texas

He should write a pamphlet or something...

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